If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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