Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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