Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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