I just made out with a guy for $7.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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