Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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