yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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