we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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