Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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