Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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