whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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