guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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