Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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