12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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