Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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