ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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