Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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