Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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