I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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