It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
wow bdsm is so cute
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