i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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