So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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