Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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