You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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