I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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