well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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