just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
