He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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