He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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