My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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