I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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