I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Someone signed my nipple.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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