I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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