Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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