O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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