from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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