Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
