Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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