Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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