She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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