I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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