worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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