Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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