this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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