yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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