Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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