How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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