She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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