We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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