Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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