Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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