just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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