Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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