Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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