My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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